My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
REMINDER TO THE RWBY FANDOM
The tags for spoilers this year are “RWBY2" and "RWBY SPOILERS”.
The Red vs Blue fandom has done a great job of keeping our dashes free from spoilers for those blocking the tags and I want to see RWBY do just as well this year, guys, We’ve made it this far since RTX without spoiling stuff! We can do this!
i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing
Benny looking dreamily at his cop~
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me: that is a fantastic point
when you see a dog from across the street